The Truimph and Tragedy of Super Fred Meyer

Khem So, mild-mannered civil servant, made a sudden transformation into SUPER FRED MEYER this Friday. The heroic patron of One-Stop-Shopping fearlessly defended Fred Meyer stores across the Northwest until he ripped his crotch. The hero then re-appeared in my living room as a man in plastic shopping bags and a Mexican fighting mask. We continued our preparations for Saturday’s Halloween Festivities.